Jay-Z Wants You To Make the Effort Worth It

“It’s a dirty game so whatever is effective

From weed to selling ‘cane, gotta put that in effect.” — Jay-Z, “Minority Report”

Welcome to the first installment of my weekly column, “What Would Hov Do?,” where I, your trusted scribe and internet life coach, will steer you clear of the D’Evils with the help of Jay-Z lyrics.